Carissa Putri
Wooww… She looks amazing here.. This is what I’m talking about girls!! I think this color looks great with her skin. She looks sophisticated and rich but not over the top. Although… I’m not sure ’bout the chain hanging on the side, don’t know why it’s there.. I would lose it.. but the rest is GORGEOUS!!
With all my heart,
Miss K
Special report from the red carpet of AMIS (Anugerah Musik Indonesia Segalanya) Awards 2009
Kotak
Lady V : Shit..shit.. I don’t even know the name of a single person from this band…whatever..hmmm…I think I know the band’s name.. Kotak, right?
Miss K : V, you don’t need to know the names of the members of any band who dress up like Twiggy Ramirez from his early shameless teenage years…
Lady V : You see K… That girl who ALWAYS wears fish net on her arms, she’s like a fashion disaster with a badly shaped body who sings in a Metal-gak dapet-band. When you have such a hard-to-dress body you have to be careful about what you wear. That red-belt looks like it’s just clinging unfit on her not-ideal hip, doesn’t help to make the black tutu look better at all.
Miss K : Do they really think by pulling off poses like the devil horn and cross-pointing they are COOL?? Even my 6 year old nephew got sick already with those poses..
Lady V : I think they’re just trying so hard,K… If they’re not wearing those New Rock boots or black & red color theme outfits or giving someone the metal finger, how will people know who they are?
Giring Nidji
Miss K : Hey, it’s Giring.. I think he looks a bit too casual and laid back to go to an award show. Although I don’t find anything disturbing except for his hair…?
Lady V : I wouldn’t slag him badly. But yeah his hair is kinda disturbing. But, the flannel shirt?? Maybe he just misses the college moment when he was late for his morning class and just grabbed anything from his laundry bag.
Julia Perez
Miss K : Dear God.. This dress looks like it should be very expensive but when you take a closer look you’ll see those are alumunium foils shaped and stuck together to form jewel-like feeling. Talk to me, V!
Lady V : It scares the hell out of me..!! Let me put it to you this way: We saw Julia Perez’s breasts before we saw her face, and we suspect that’s exactly how she wanted it.
Agnes Monica
Lady V : Oh poor Agnes.. I know that she’s a busy lady with a thousand of activities… Did those activities cause her amnesiac?? Made her forget she was supposed to go the shower room bringing her towel, but she skipped that and went straight to an award show…!!
Miss K : Well it seems that her outrageous stage outfits made her realize that she should dress more subtle to go to events like this, but not LAZY! Put some more effort will you Agnes?
Yuni Shara
Miss K : Yet another belly dancer wannabe here.. You know what, I think the dress is fine, but when she added the earrings AND the headband….it just got really really ugly…
Lady V : I hate the dress… I don’t like the surface of the fabric, too many pleats, weird pattern, phufh…. I think she’s obsessed with coins, she has been collecting all those coins since she was a little girl… Then now she can show it to all the people by putting all on her dress, headband and earrings…
Mey Chan Ratu
Miss K : V, don’t you think Mey Chan looks cute here?? I can’t decide whether I like or hate the dress..
Lady V : She’s alright… I’m not complaining here.. The print’s color looks nice on her skin, and good thinking for not wearing too much accessories because the dress itself already busy enough. Keep it up…!!
The Changcuters
Lady V : Here they are…!! My mateys…! I know they would never let me down… These guys know how to dress up… Nice bronze color choice for the tie, and the motif of the blazer is perfect though the size a bit too big but it’s fine. People slaggin’ them about their lack of skills and copycat of The Horrors style, well it’s not wrong getting influenced as long it still suits them. And who says their pants are too tight?? With their body size, it’s okay wearing pants like that..Keep suited and booted (with your own way)!
Miss K : All I have to say is…. They all sure have skinny little legs!!! (And penises also? If I can say that..? Lady V whispers that in my ears). But look what we have here along with the boys…..
Tyas Mirasih
Miss K : Oh my….. This girl here should ask her better dressed boyfriend for some advice before she puts any clothes on. V, do you think she looks much much older than her actual age??
Lady V : Pardon me to be frank, K.. The make up is totally horrible, makes her look really old…Hmmm… I think she just feels exhausted with people who keep calling her a groupie, and wanna show them that she can do more. That’s why she’s trying hard to be skinnier and change her gender so she can join her boyfriend’s band…!
Sophie Navita & Pongki Jikustik
Miss K : Aaaww.. I love it when cute couples like this one go to an award show together hand in hand in perfect harmony.. Wait..this couple isn’t harmonized visually…
Lady V : Aaaaaalll wrooong with her outfit… I actually kinda like that ikat kimono shirt, but she shouldn’t have worn it with all of those things… Why must that white & red stripes tube top?? Why that plastic purple necklace and pink bangles? Why that glittery saphire blue belt? It all annoys me….
Miss K : The purple necklace to match the purple nails…? Can’t answer your other questions…
Titi Kamal
Lady V : Nothing brilliant about this dress, though I have to appreciate the workmanship and the cut of this dress, which (she thinks) does flatter her. But I HATE the color!!!! Don’t you, K?
Miss K : Yeah.. My stomach immediately reacts to the embellishment they put on the waist and chest.. And that necklace!!! Take it off!
Lady V : It’s faaaaar from haute couture.. Just like how far her voice is to be a decent singer.
Iis Dahlia
Miss K : AAAAAAHHHHHH………
Lady V : WHAT?? WHAT??
Miss K : She scared the shit out of me!!!! Hey…. V, is there a possibility that Iis Dahlia and that scary guy are having an affair? Since they’re both wearing black in a scary kind of feeling??
Lady V : Oh, you mean Limbad, the guy from The Master Show? You have to becareful K…. Don’t talk shit ’bout him or else he’ll use his magic to turn your dress into a tragic ruffle piece that can strangle your own neck!!
Miss K : SSHHHHHH…….. (whispering) He’s right behind you………..
Limbad The Master
Lady V : AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH… (whispering) He smells like kemenyan….
Miss K : No…no..no… Master…. We’re not gossiping about you…
Lady V : Noooo we’re noooot….. Sorry……… You look great, you look great!! Nice leather coat!
Miss K : PERFECT fit!!! Loooooove it……!
Lady V : Okay, see you later…….
(Walking away from Limbad)
(Suddenly we bumped into someone who looks familiar but looks 30 years younger..)
Ridho Rhoma
Miss K : ……… Uuuummm……….. V.. Who is this guy??
Lady V : Oh no….. I can’t stand his chest hair…. Iiieeewww….. It’s Ridho Rhoma, K!!! Huhuhuhu…. I don’t wanna look around anymore… I have enough of this red carpet… Please take me home….
Miss K : ……………………….. OK! Let’s go!
With all our hearts & love,
Miss K & Lady V
Special Contributor (Thailand)
Chotiros Suriyawong
Namanya tertulis Chotiros Suriyawong, umur 24 tahun, kewarganegaraan Thailand, pekerjaan aktris.
Entah mengapa namanya seperti itu, dalam bahasa Thai dibaca Chotirot Suriyawong. Sepertinya baju ini tersinspirasi dari namanya (Chotirot Suriyawong: COlongan inTIp auROT SUsu buYar pahA loWONG), begitu kata aki-aki funky yang ikut heboh di belakangnya. Well she was the headline back then in 2007, just google her name and you’ll find out, or you can check it here for details and more pics, hoho. Sebaiknya dia punya argumen yang kuat untuk menyangkal pandangan miring orang-orang akan baju ber-anak tangganya itu , misalnya dengan bilang, “Ah ini biasa aja kok, malahan konseptual, sebagai aktris yang sedang naik daun, tangga di baju saya untuk nunjukin tentang harapan, bagaimana saya bisa naik daun kalo gak pake tangga?” atau, “Gara-gara global warming kan cuaca jadi panas tuh ya, saya biar adem aja sih pake baju kayak gini, tadinya mau bawa AC tapi berat, begini kan praktis”. Kalau dia jawab seperti itu yaah Dewi Persik ada lah taik taiknya…dikit. Secara visual Chotirot tetap lebih unggul bukan?
Khor Thot ( Meski terdengar jorok namun artinya “Maaf“)
A Friend of Miss K
RAN
Look how cute these guys are…. They also wanna beat all those girls with their colorful bow ties. Even though I think this concept of style actually suits the three of them. But that doesn’t mean that wearing clowny silly outfits is the answer. That’s why when I saw this, I was like, “They look so CUTE! Are they clowns? But they’re cute and colorful! But are they clowns? But they might be CUTE clowns. My head hurts.”
With love,
Lady V
Tyas Mirasih
Dear Tyas,
We know that you’re a grown up woman now. You should’ve realized that remaking the dress you wore for your 5th birthday and wearing it again at this age wasn’t right. This is just too short. And too overwhelming, not in a good way. And what’s the point with that throw-pillow size bow? Hmm… no it’s a bed-pillow size..!! And again..BOWS!! But we’re not holding our breaths for answers.
You’re still young, but what would your boyfriend’s parents feel if they have a chance to google your name and all they can find only your photos with all the slutty outfits that show lots of skin? We’re sure that you’re a nice lady, so try to wear something that covers more of your skin.
With all our hearts and love,
Miss K & Lady V
Sania
Eeeew…Look! It’s a giant wedding cake figurine! Although she’s not wearing a wedding dress… It’s more like an outfit made of very cheap grandma lingerie and old daster she could find in Gede Bage market and combined them to create this one of a kind trashy dress. It also reminds me of a night gown from the 18th century, but the difference is while they wore it to sleep you’re wearing it in public dengan santai sajaaa… Well done Sania…
With all my heart,
Miss K
Alyssa Subandono
What is happening here? Is this a Halloween party?? How old is this girl?? How come she looks like somehow she has grown up too fast and skipped puberty? Especially when she tried to strike a pose here wearing a belly dancer costume made out of shitty fabric with ridiculous design, that is so unflattering it makes her nipple look like it’s erecting hard! Jeez………… What do you wanna try to tell us, Alyssa? I’m outta words.
With all my heart,
Miss K
Elma Theana
Astaghfirullahaladzim…. I am so terrified of this picture!! She looks like the scary witch from Sleeping Beauty but from another galaxy.. Who just decided that she wants to be the next Lia Eden by using lamé fabric as a toga.. What kind of black magic have you got, witch??
Witch all my heart,
Miss K
Denada
OH MY GOD….WTF?!!! ….. …….. ……..
I’m in SHOCK… I couldn’t think of what to write about this wacky look. It caused disturbing frustration to myself, this disaster is simply unforgivable!
I don’t think I need to find any words to comment here or explain in detail about what is wrong with this look. And I can’t stand any longer to stare at this photo.
Ampuuuun Mbah Denada, saya jangan di santet yah karena posting photo ini di blog saya….
With love
Lady V
Vena Melinda
Duuuh.. dududuhhh…. The whole outfit makes me nauseous. Can I report this outfit as an abuse? This is too much mishmash, woman! It’s a combination of Baywatch swimsuit under that top she stole from a Bollywood actress with annoying gold tassels in the middle. I don’t understand what’s going on with her hideous pants?? What the heck are those ribbons on the sides and those strange-shaped patches attached on her pants? Seriously that’s like the most horrible piece you can find in Mangga Dua. Anyway, I think I had the same heart-shaped necklace, that was in a Barbie dress up pack I got when I was 6.
Well, at least she’s consistent. Consistently ridiculous. My code word is WHEN. WHEN are you going to start looking in the mirror before you leave the house! Please God… send her signs……..
With love,
Lady V
Putri Titian
So she wants to dress her age (which is…..14?? dunno the exact numbers). This is NOT how to do it. You don’t go to a material shop to get all colors they have there of a certain motif and put it all together into a tiered dress. Especially if that certain motif looks like something people would use for bedsheets!
Although I must say I kinda like the hair and the headpiece (can’t tell from this angle), I think it’s cute. But the multicolored dress looks soooo cheap! And what is it with freakin’ BOWS??? Girls.. They only belong to gift wraps!!!
Grrrrrr…
With all my heart,
Miss K
Whoaa… Ugh.. yeaa.. is that your kool monkey dance?? Open your ears and hear us shout ‘Whaddup A-hole…!!! Yooow..! Say whaaa’ whaaaa’…! Say heeeeeeey…. Say hoooooowww…. Say hey hey hey…. Say hoo hoo hoo….’
Hmmm… We think for the promo of your new album ‘Sacredly Agnezious’ you can do a dance battle with Orang Utan.. So it’s gonna be Scaro Agnezious vs Pongo Pygmaeus!! How awesome is daaat??
Move it, girl!! YEAAHH… Whatcha got underneath the oversized hoodie karate uniform??
Agnes Monica 1
Oh my god…! No wonder you were hiding it.. You look like a suicide bomber with tiny grenades attached to your vest ready to blow up those mothaf***ers in the audience! And is that the controller on your hand? We don’t even wanna know what those blotchy marks on your ermm pants..
We can see you’re really mad.. Look, we don’t know what your problem is.. But now that we look at you again, you look like a furious Ngkoh-ngkoh who has a cancer with that new haircut…….
Agnes Monica 2
Ready to blow yet?? Here we go…………
Agnes Monica 3
Then she starts singin’……..
Kuhidup dengan siapa
Ku tak tau kau siapa
Kau kekasihku tapi
Orang lain bagiku
Kau dengan dirimu saja
Kau dengan duniamu saja
Teruskanlah… teruskanlah… Kau begitu…..
Okay okaaay… Enough. We got your point.
With all our hearts and love,
Miss K & Lady V
Behold……
I present to you DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR!!!
Pingkan Mambo
Is this Shirley Temple in 2009?
Finally this she-man got sick of his/her Barbie look… And you know, Barbie isn’t cute anymore.. She never was..
I wonder what she/he is wearing under the over sized tutu..
Then again…. I don’t wanna know…
Enough. Puke.
With all my heart,
Miss K
Ussy Susilawati
I’m not really into her singing career, all I can remember since about three to four years ago is that she never learned how to choose one single nice dress. Look at this yucky yellow bow dress, and colorful ‘permen FOX’S’ embellishment sparkling all over her dress. I’m curious to see the whole look, but…what style is it, woman??? I know it’s hard being a single parent, but please… You don’t need to supply candies on your dress in case your daughter wants some. Or did she make this for you as her preschool craft project?? Aaawww..that is sweeeet……. Hmmm well, you just try to be a good mother. Appreciate that.
With love,
Lady V
Kiki Amalia
Ehh.. Hallooo Mbak Kikiiii…. Panas yaa di luar terik banget mataharinya.. Uuuh.. trendi banget sih kacamatanya, oke looh.. Eh sori, itu kacajidat ya?? Hihi.. Ohhh apa Mbak abis operasi hidung ya? Hidungnya jadi kecilan dan agak mencong ke samping? Apa kacajidatnya yang kebesaran? Ohh atau biar ada udara masuk ke mata jadi ngga keringetan ya? Yaa.. sampai ketemu lagi deh.. Btw, rambutnya juga oke lohh warnanya gradasi dari hitam ke pirang.. Emang Mbak Kiki paling trendi deh! Keep smiling terus ya Mbak……..
With all my heart,
Miss K
