Behold……
I present to you DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR!!!
Pingkan Mambo
Is this Shirley Temple in 2009?
Finally this she-man got sick of his/her Barbie look… And you know, Barbie isn’t cute anymore.. She never was..
I wonder what she/he is wearing under the over sized tutu..
Then again…. I don’t wanna know…
Enough. Puke.
With all my heart,
Miss K
Ussy Susilawati
I’m not really into her singing career, all I can remember since about three to four years ago is that she never learned how to choose one single nice dress. Look at this yucky yellow bow dress, and colorful ‘permen FOX’S’ embellishment sparkling all over her dress. I’m curious to see the whole look, but…what style is it, woman??? I know it’s hard being a single parent, but please… You don’t need to supply candies on your dress in case your daughter wants some. Or did she make this for you as her preschool craft project?? Aaawww..that is sweeeet……. Hmmm well, you just try to be a good mother. Appreciate that.
With love,
Lady V
Rossa
I gotta be honest…. Nothing works here! The ugliest part of the dress must be the neck part! Are those fake braid extensions on her chest?? That pastel colored cuff bracelet doesn’t help either! It looks like it should be a part of the award she’s holding. She must’ve predicted her winning.
Maybe her troubled marriage has an effect on her taste in fashion. I feel sorry for you Rossa..
With all my heart,
Miss K
Nindy
There are a lot of things I don’t understand about Nindy. Like, say, why I am so sick of all her songs and her performances on TV. When I found this article a few months ago, I was like ‘Oh my God, who’s this oranje girl? Launching her debut album?’…Now I’m kindly using the same title with that article, yeah right, she’s really fashionable…She obviously needs the help. Could someone please give Nindy a hand figuring out what to wear? Or at least help ironing her cheap satin orange dress? Honestly, I prefer to just throw that dress to the trash bin. Who would wear that anyway?
With love,
Lady V
T2
Tika : “Tiw, why are you wearing that dress? Don’t tell me that you forgot to take your laundry? We should wear the same theme of dress tonight..”
Tiwi : “I’m sorry I totally forgot…But I came up with this idea, don’t you think it’s coooool huh…? I found this photo of Macaulay Culkin spitting on the cover of a magazine that I stole from the coffee shop we went last week.. I don’t know what magazine that is actually…”
Tika : “Then you iron-transferred on your white tube dress? That’s really cooool beib…!”
Tiwi : “Makasih, say…. Anyway..Did you already fit that dress before?”
Tika : “No, I didn’t.. It’s a one night made dress, the designer didn’t sleep all night to finish this dress for me..”
Tiwi : “Probably she was too sleepy when she cut the fabric, I can see it’s miring-miring… Or maybe it’s the concept of the design..? And it’s obvious that she didn’t have time to iron-press it… Oh well.. What can you do… It’s a one night made dress..Have to appreciate it…”
Tika : “Oh ya, Tiw… Did you steal one of my earrings? I can’t find it anywhere, well but I think it’s kinda cool to wear one earing… So yeah….”
Tiwi : “Okay, Tik…I think we both look really cool tonight… Let’s pose now..!!”
Tika & Tiwi : “aa..aaa.. OK…”
OK T2..!! It’s just my imaginary cool dialogue when I saw this photo. For you who made the dresses, I know you’re just designing trashy stuffs for a living. Do what you have to do.
With Love,
Lady V
Tina, wah kamu cepat sekali gedenya yah? How old are you now? 29? 35? Oh, how time flies… Udah pinter dandan sendiri yah? Apa masih didandanin ama mami kamu? What happened to your eyebrow? Is that the side effect because you pushed yourself on a tight diet?
Anyway, good luck with your diet sweetheart… I fully support your program to lose some more weight. Next time I see you, hope you’ll get slimmer and adorable. But promise me darling, please make sure your Mom doesn’t help you with your make up and choosing your outfit.
With love
Lady V
She’s really ‘kaulah segalanya’ for me today…Our very stylish new singer…
I think that pink napkin dress really made her happy, also those dumpy white boots helped her to run around gak jelas and act ’shame-shame cat’. I’m just being honest with myself, I know that I wish I could go out in public wearing only napkins.
Forgive me God, but her hair is disturbing me… I’m wondering, maybe Nindy could ask to her ‘Oh I’m proud being his gf’ boy to lend his foam, hairspray, and hairdryer to make her hair look better.
Seriously you don’t have to watch the whole video, if you still wanna enjoy your lunch today…Unless you’re on a diet and wanna lose your appetite. This would help. Or else “nanti kau bisa mati”….
With all our hearts and love,
Miss K & Lady V
