Whoaa… Ugh.. yeaa.. is that your kool monkey dance?? Open your ears and hear us shout ‘Whaddup A-hole…!!! Yooow..! Say whaaa’ whaaaa’…! Say heeeeeeey…. Say hoooooowww…. Say hey hey hey…. Say hoo hoo hoo….’
Hmmm… We think for the promo of your new album ‘Sacredly Agnezious’ you can do a dance battle with Orang Utan.. So it’s gonna be Scaro Agnezious vs Pongo Pygmaeus!! How awesome is daaat??
Move it, girl!! YEAAHH… Whatcha got underneath the oversized hoodie karate uniform??
Agnes Monica 1
Oh my god…! No wonder you were hiding it.. You look like a suicide bomber with tiny grenades attached to your vest ready to blow up those mothaf***ers in the audience! And is that the controller on your hand? We don’t even wanna know what those blotchy marks on your ermm pants..
We can see you’re really mad.. Look, we don’t know what your problem is.. But now that we look at you again, you look like a furious Ngkoh-ngkoh who has a cancer with that new haircut…….
Agnes Monica 2
Ready to blow yet?? Here we go…………
Agnes Monica 3
Then she starts singin’……..
Kuhidup dengan siapa
Ku tak tau kau siapa
Kau kekasihku tapi
Orang lain bagiku
Kau dengan dirimu saja
Kau dengan duniamu saja
Teruskanlah… teruskanlah… Kau begitu…..
Okay okaaay… Enough. We got your point.
With all our hearts and love,
Miss K & Lady V
