Giant Bow (AGAIN!) Segalanya

Tyas Mirasih

Dear Tyas,

We know that you’re a grown up woman now. You should’ve realized that remaking the dress you wore for your 5th birthday and wearing it again at this age wasn’t right. This is just too short. And too overwhelming, not in a good way. And what’s the point with that throw-pillow size bow? Hmm… no it’s a bed-pillow size..!! And again..BOWS!! But we’re  not holding our breaths for answers.

You’re still young, but what would your boyfriend’s parents feel if they have a chance to google your name and all they can find only your photos with all the slutty outfits that show lots of skin? We’re sure that you’re a nice lady, so try to wear something that covers more of your skin.

With all our hearts and love,

Miss K & Lady V

Aura Kasih-anilah ayam tak berdosa itu..

One of our favorite girls, Miss Aura Kasih….!! The first thing that disturbed me was that bulu ayam hitam stucked on her small head. Darling, it’s not even beautiful…!!! Oh I see, maybe you wanted to match the black quill with your black bra.. Hmmm… what a detailed thought, you’re really thinking forward to the moment when you perform on that ‘other stage’. Nice one!

Are those two giant caterpillars clinging on her red dress? I stared at this photo for fifteen minutes trying to figure out what the hell is happening here. Please tell me who sucker-punched her stomach with an explosion of red ruffles that look like the symptom of a very rare and complex venereal disease? Well, I can see from her face that she needs to take some ‘bed rest’.

Hope you have a good rest after the show, Aura..

With all our hearts and love,

Miss K & Lady V