Sultry Twin Dress

Becky Tumewu

When I first saw this, you know I think she looks great from the neck up. But when I scrolled down to see the entire outfit I thought, ‘My God she looks slutty!’. I don’t know who designed this dress but whoever it was, he/she must’ve been high on something.

No single woman on this planet would wear anything like this unless she is : a) a not so famous dangdut singer trying to get the spotlight; b) a prostitute who comes from a small village who thinks she looks glam and ‘expensive’; or c) a woman who just lost a lot of weight wanting to show off all the hard work she’s done but is still not brave enough to wear such low neckline so she wears a black bra and confesses that it’s part of the dress.

Such a fashion crime. Sigh.

With all my heart,

Miss K

Additional note from Lady V :

Respond to the request to post Early wearing the same dress in the picture below. Eng ing eeeeng…..

Andhara Early

Single-Mom Segalanya

Ussy Susilawati

I’m not really into her singing career, all I can remember since about three to four years ago is that she never learned how to choose one single nice dress. Look at this yucky yellow bow dress, and colorful ‘permen FOX’S’ embellishment sparkling all over her dress. I’m curious to see the whole look, but…what style is it, woman??? I know it’s hard being a single parent, but please… You don’t need to supply candies on your dress in case your daughter wants some. Or did she make this for you as her preschool craft project?? Aaawww..that is sweeeet…….  Hmmm well, you just try to be a good mother. Appreciate that.

With love,

Lady V

Nindy Yang Fashionable

Nindy

There are a lot of things I don’t understand about Nindy. Like, say, why I am so sick of all her songs and her performances on TV. When I found this article a few months ago, I was like ‘Oh my God, who’s this oranje girl? Launching her debut album?’…Now I’m kindly using the same title with that article, yeah right, she’s really fashionable…She obviously needs the help. Could someone please give Nindy a hand figuring out what to wear? Or at least help ironing her cheap satin orange dress? Honestly, I prefer to just throw that dress to the trash bin. Who would wear that anyway?

With love,

Lady V

Taulah Tegalanya (T2)

T2

Tika : “Tiw, why are you wearing that dress? Don’t tell me that you forgot to take your laundry? We should wear the same theme of dress tonight..”

Tiwi : “I’m sorry I totally forgot…But I came up with this idea, don’t you think it’s coooool huh…? I found this photo of Macaulay Culkin spitting on the cover of a magazine that I stole from the coffee shop we went last week.. I don’t know what magazine that is actually…”

Tika : “Then you iron-transferred on your white tube dress? That’s really cooool beib…!”

Tiwi : “Makasih, say…. Anyway..Did you already fit that dress before?”

Tika : “No, I didn’t.. It’s a one night made dress, the designer didn’t sleep all night to finish this dress for me..”

Tiwi : “Probably she was  too sleepy when she cut the fabric, I can see it’s miring-miring… Or maybe it’s the concept of the design..? And it’s obvious that she didn’t have time to iron-press it… Oh well.. What can you do… It’s a one night made dress..Have to appreciate it…”

Tika : “Oh ya, Tiw… Did you steal one of my earrings? I can’t find it anywhere, well but I think it’s kinda cool to wear one earing… So yeah….”

Tiwi : “Okay, Tik…I think we both look really cool tonight… Let’s pose now..!!”

Tika & Tiwi : “aa..aaa.. OK…”

OK T2..!! It’s just my imaginary cool dialogue when I saw this photo. For you who made the dresses, I know you’re just designing trashy stuffs for a living. Do what you have to do.

With Love,

Lady V