Who the hell are they?

Aishiteru

Okay…. You see this picture above. Just fyi, The band’s name is Aishiteru, I’ve never heard their music and I don’t bother to know. All of my life I’ve been judging people by their fashion and music taste (we’re not talking about heart and feeling here, okay.. hahah). Sorry that I have to say in honest that these boys style are major disasters… What more bad things can I say?

Why don’t we just listen to their explanations :

The boy in the far left with stripes blazer : “Actually I don’t understand why I have to wear this with un-matching tie I borrowed from my dad. My friend in the middle pushed me to dress like this or else he will hit me with his stick. I’m scared.”

The boy with sunglasses and red jacket : “This is the coolest shoes I have, I want my outfit dominated in red so maybe our band will get an offer to support Megawati’s campaign…”

The boy with a strange collar or tie or whatever it is who’s also wearing hand gloves : “I’m the leader in this band. No one can wear these white hand gloves but me! Only me! HA HA HA HA HA…. The others in this band only can wear sneakers… And I’m the only one who can wear a hat in this band…!!! HA HA HA HA HA. I STAND OUT from the others…”

The boy with red tie and too-short-too-tight blazer : “Ehrm… I’m fine…. It’s not too tight…. Uff.. I’ve been practicing to hold my breath all the time so I’m shaped with this outfit… Ughh..”

The boy in the far right with outdated Tin Tin hair : “Playing in this band is not enough to pay my Kost-an rent, I have to do another job as a Door Man in a hotel… And the only reason I’m staying in this band only is because I wanna be close with this boy beside me, I just wanna hug him aaaall the time…. Mmm.. that’s off the record though..”

Well…Okay, guys..Whatever…. Good luck with your career…!!!

With love,

Lady V

Now what, Sania?

This woman succesfully cracked me up with this photo :

Sania

Could someone please explain to me WHAT is going on with Siti Tuti Susilawati Sutisna A.K.A Sania….?? She looks like a disastereous mutant-soldier in an alien army from a body-hair-fearing planet, sent to Earth trying to get some part in Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland? No waaaayyy… Even this creature is too horror for Star Trek.

When I saved this note to this blog’s draft, the following IMs happened:

Lady V : Have you checked my draft, K? I have a surprise for you…
Miss K : Wait a moment… still opening..
Miss K : astaghfirullaaaaaahaladziiiiiiiimmmmmmmmm….. my eyes… my eyes…
Miss K : W T F??? I mean, seriously, just W T F?
Miss K : huahauhauhahuahuahuhuahuahuahuahauhau
Lady V : I know…. I know… Geeez… How desperate do you think she is?

I think she’s actually having fun. She’s worn so much crap in her career she probably doesn’t even notice how she looks anymore.

But this one is on top of everything else……

…………she looks retarded.

Well, boys and girls.. The moral that we can learn from this article is : Just because you’re wearing something different does not mean it’s stylish or fashionable. This is not edgy, it’s disturbing.

With love,

Lady V

AlyssaSyagalalalalanya

Alyssa Subandono

What is happening here? Is this a Halloween party?? How old is this girl?? How come she looks like somehow she has grown up too fast and skipped puberty?  Especially when she tried to strike a pose here wearing a belly dancer costume made out of shitty fabric with ridiculous design, that is so unflattering it makes her nipple look like it’s erecting hard! Jeez………… What do you wanna try to tell us, Alyssa? I’m outta words.

With all my heart,

Miss K

Dukun Segalanya

Denada

OH MY GOD….WTF?!!!   …..    ……..     ……..

I’m in SHOCK…  I couldn’t think of what to write about this wacky look.  It caused disturbing frustration to myself, this disaster is simply unforgivable!

I don’t think I need to find any words to comment here or explain in detail about what is wrong with this look. And I can’t stand any longer to stare at this photo.

Ampuuuun Mbah Denada, saya jangan di santet yah karena posting photo ini di blog saya….

With love

Lady V